10 Things That I Don't Need But Would Totally Make My Life That Much More Awesome

As I was surfing the internet the other day, I discovered this fabulous store: FredFlare. Check out this awesome stuff:

1. Mr. T keychain

I mean, who wouldn't want to be able to tell people, "Don't give me no backtalk, sucka!" at the touch of a button. I pity the fool who messes with me and my Mr. T keychain.

2. Banana cell phone holder

Excuse me, I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear! Hilarious!

3. Peanuts scarf

I don't really have anything to say about these. I just thought they were really fun. And winter needs to be more fun.

Silly Face Stickers

Because staplers need to be more fun too.

Frozen smiles

I remember once on vacation when Grandma Edna couldn't find her dentures for a whole morning. She could have used these ice cubes.

6. Retro cell phone receiver

For those days when I feel like rebelling against technology.

Pick your nose party cups

If only these were ceramic and could be used over and over again.

I Love You toast stamper

Every time I tried to tell you, the words just came out wrong. So I'll have to say I love you with my toast.

Self-adhesive mustaches

Why not?

Crazy cat lady action figure

Someday I want to be a crazy cat lady too.

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