As I was surfing the internet the other day, I discovered this fabulous store: FredFlare. Check out this awesome stuff:
1. Mr. T keychain
I mean, who wouldn't want to be able to tell people, "Don't give me no backtalk, sucka!" at the touch of a button. I pity the fool who messes with me and my Mr. T keychain.
2. Banana cell phone holder
Excuse me, I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear! Hilarious!
3. Peanuts scarf
I don't really have anything to say about these. I just thought they were really fun. And winter needs to be more fun.
4. Silly Face Stickers
Because staplers need to be more fun too.
5. Frozen smiles
I remember once on vacation when Grandma Edna couldn't find her dentures for a whole morning. She could have used these ice cubes.
6. Retro cell phone receiver
For those days when I feel like rebelling against technology.
7. Pick your nose party cups
If only these were ceramic and could be used over and over again.
8. I Love You toast stamper
Every time I tried to tell you, the words just came out wrong. So I'll have to say I love you with my toast.
9. Self-adhesive mustaches
10. Crazy cat lady action figure
Someday I want to be a crazy cat lady too.