7.25.2012

Is That What You're Calling It These Days?

Yesterday, on our way out of town, we had to swing by the Horace Mann office so Troy could drop off some papers. I had never been to the office, so I asked, "Where is Horace Mann?"


Troy, who wasn't paying close attention, assumed I was asking where the papers were, so he answered, "In my pocket."


And I said, "Oh, so is that what you're calling it these days?"


His excuse was that Horace sounds a lot like "horse," so naturally he was confused. Yeah, right. You can just keep your Horace Mannhood in your pocket, buddy.



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